wAug 20, 2007 | |||
What not to do I was excessively lonely tonight. It sucked. I called Antoine at Creighton's, and he later told me I sounded like a puppy someone left in the rain. Buuuut, by using my phone and chatting online, I pulled through. Yay for technology, I guess. Also, my room got cleaner! It was a win. Apparently, today was Sexist Day, and nobody told me. I got to open all the mail today at Bleak House (the book publishing company at which I intern), and several of our letters were addressed, "Dear Sir," or "Dear Sirs." When we reply to people's query letters, we always write right on top of the query letter. So, I took the opportunity to circle "Sir," and write, That's a little presumptuous, isn't it? The real kicker was one person who submitted a story in which the protagonist was related to sports. The query letter said, and I shit you not, If there is a man on your staff he should read it first. There is a lot of swearing in it and this is the way coaches and players talk. Hey, buddy? It's the way I fucking talk. I couldn't believe the audacity of that person. Who does that?! Way to make a first impression. Ass. So, here's my first tip on trying to get your stuff published: Don't be sexist. I guess I could go ahead and post the rest of my advice, after a summer of interning there:
Current Music: Elevator Music - Beckscribbled mystickeeper at 11:32 PM 5 comments 5 Comments:
Are you trying to make me feel guilty for keeping your 'Toine away? By Creighton Hogg, at 5:05 PM, August 21, 2007
Gordons: Yeah, actually the guy did warn us that sex was in his story, too. 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, ONLY MEN HAVE SEX. Seriously, wtf. By mystickeeper, at 10:40 PM, August 21, 2007
I read this post aloud to my roommates and we all quite enjoyed it. By Jenny, at 5:21 PM, August 23, 2007
Gordon: I met you like once but...WHOA DUDE! lol By Unknown, at 7:34 AM, August 24, 2007
Thanks, Ryan! lol. By mystickeeper, at 1:55 PM, August 30, 2007 |
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